[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[X]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ]I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
[ ]I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
[ ]I'm ANOREXIC, so I MUST be vain.
[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[ ]I'm DEMOCRAT, so